PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
The Presidency requires one to face difficult decisions. Fancy luncheon? White tablecloths? When a brah's hungry, instincts are key.
Barack has adopted the admirable position of ignoring the invasive press and grubbing unabashedly, even in seas of a thousand camera flashes. This palpable authenticity has made him a hero in hard grubbin communities at all socioeconomic levels.

Look at that form, he's playing that shit like a flute. This brah can make a sandwich sing.
A hidden camera catches Barack in the zone. For the haters that think it's all a show for the media.

Michelle Obama looks on in speechless admiration. Barack cites a reliable support system as key in his sustained ability to destroy any meal he encounters on the road.
Look at this champ, grubbing all alone. Showing true dedication, elimination of any and all distractions.
Even Sharpton, reknowned in certain circles for his own grubbing prowess, is caught off guard by his companion's passion.

Nuff said.